Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

I FINALLY got to go hashing again last Sunday, Mom noticed I was getting really antsy and told Dad to take me along. His leg was sore that day from some bug bite, so I thought I was going to be really bored waiting at the beer checks, but at least I knew there were goodies at the end! Dad walked me around the parking lot and I was so excited, I thought everyone I saw was going to start running, and I was itching to get going, but Dad just kept on holding me back. Suddenly, people were leaving and to my wonderous surprise, Dad gave my leash to this nice lady named Miss New Booty. MNB was so much lighter than Dad, I felt like I could really pull her along. It was so cold that day, I felt like I could pull the whole time.

It was a long trail and most of the pack had gotten way ahead of us. MNB's kid was with MNB and her Mom Baby G, I don't remember his name, but he is a spaz - I think it's because he's so young. It's odd because he looks so much like Smut Mutt's kid, Shadow I think his name is, and they are complete opposites. Anyway, we were a long way out and I knew where to go because I could smell the alcohol, fear, and pain coming from Slut Slinger, MNB and Baby G even let pick where to go! Dad never does that, but I think it's because I like to go underneath briars every chance I get.

We finished after awhile and I got to have my treats - hot dogs and cheese curls! Life is good sometimes.

Thanks to Miss New Booty for bringing me along!