Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

Dad got home late tonight - he smelled funky! I loved it! Mom made him take a shower. Dad's got some great scratches on his legs that I just love to lick. Mom was upstairs writing emails so I got a great chance to lick them when he came upstairs. Another 'poof'' came out of my butt while I was licking and again they laughed and waved their paws at me. I can't wait until the next hash. Dad smells like flowers when he gets out of the shower.