Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

Man, I AM SOOO BORED! We did a double walk last Sunday, but haven't done anything since then. Dad came back from the Hash and told me it was a good thing I wasn't there. I don't agree. I'm ready to tear something up! I know what my parents do when they leave - they go play with other dogs, go for long walks, pee on trees... ooh they make me so mad! Every time I see Dad, I think we're going on a walk. He just pats my head and starts making dinner - without dropping food on the floor. He'll occasionally drop an ice cube, and that's a good start, but if he could be more like Mom, I sure would like it. I stopped trying to get my Dad to give me food when he started giving me these strange green balls. The inside is really tasty, but the outside makes me sneeze and it burns my tongue. I think Dad called it "wasaaaabi peeenuts" or something like that. Dad's telling me that next Sunday will be fun, hopefully I'll get to go out again soon.