Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

Went hashing with my Dad on Sunday - so many briars! Dad kept on getting mad when I'd pull him into more briars, but he liked it when I helped pull him up muddy hills. There was this crazy lady on trail who kept on crying, but we just kept on trucking! What usually keeps me going are the goodies at the end. Dad calls it the On-In. I was a good dog and got my first peanut butter and banana sandwich at the end. I was really tired when we got back home. It felt really good to curl up on the couch and sleep! Sometimes when I'm just hanging out and doing nothing a strange noise will come out of my butt. Dad and Mom laugh and fan me when it happens. I love my parents.