Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

I always knew you wrote your own stuff. When are you going to talk more about the stuff coming out of your butt and how happy it makes your parents?
 

I bet Roundeye Mike blames all his surfing for internet porn on you.
 

I still think that your dad is "suggesting" you to type all the bad stuff. I know you are innocent and pure. Your dad is trying to corrupt you. Maybe you should stick with mommy. When she is away, run away to the Keevers so you don't have to be near daddy.
 

Did you do anything interesting this weekend Sammy?
 

Sammy, there's a sign featuring you over on @ss Gagger's blog.