Puke Thief's Tails and Trails

Sorry it's been a while. My dad forgot to put the chair close enough to the desk for me to type. He kept thinking I just wanted a cookie, and I didn't say no when he offered one. I usually forgot that I wanted to post anyway. There's been a few good trails. The best one I remember was being the FRB at the Chuck Norris trail. I keep wondering when I'm going to get my OnOn foot. I think the Body keeps "forgetting I'm there" because he's jealous of me or something since I am Tits R 4 Tricks favorite. (I love her meat.)

It's getting hotter I was tired for 2 days after helping lay trail last Sunday. It was nice to see Father Bob but I miss my friend Todd and my friend Phineas and my friend Sara - I must be getting old to miss so many friends so soon.

Only one more month till the races. I hope I'll be ready.